GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! Shrek and Fiona lay in bed, which is just big enough to fit them both. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. "Im an ogre!" I only wanted what was best for Fiona. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Shrek glances back at Donkey. It was nothing personal, Seor! DONKEY: Let me go!! The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! SHREK: Oh, aye! 1 reference. My racing days are over! He lowers the drawbridge for the rest of the group. Captain Hook is playing the piano and singing. Will you honor me with a dance? I hope youre happy. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. They are now riding in the rain over rocky terrain. And there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing! GODMOTHER: Dont be drab, youll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souffl, Valentines Day / Have some chicken fricassee! I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. She chases after him. You are a lot easier on the eyes. A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. Where are you going? Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. Out from the shadows, a sword slices open the sack and gold coins spill out onto the table. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. (sighs) Im sorry, all right? NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? Shrek and company walk in, and Godmother gasps. Its going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on! Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. So why don't you just drop that jug o voodoo and lets get out of here. It opens and Shrek pulls him and the cart inside. To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. Isnt it all wonderful! Well, heres to us, Fiona. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. But I can see now she already has it. Shrek the Third (also known as Shrek 3) is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! Theyre not like that. DONKEY: What? Mamas working. DONKEY: Keep watch? Flip over to Wheel Of Torture. Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. You cant go anywhere right now. Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. SHREK: Oh no, we usually prefer the ones whove been locked away in a tower! Suddenly they are in a spacious room. Soon, others take notice and join in. GODMOTHER: Stop them! SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. Bob: Glad to see you got your voice back. From up above on a catwalk, the three look out at the factory. Be sure and use small words, dear. DONKEY: Say something crazy like "Im wearing ladies underwear!". Nothing, dear! Im going! SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? A shadowy figure sits with their boots on a table. Harold and Shrek tug over the pig in the middle of the table, accidentally sending it flying upwards. I told you coming here was a bad idea. And he gave you a hard time! Donkey screams in pain. DONKEY: Yup that's me. I was just reading a, uha scary book. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Now, we have to go. DONKEY: Aww, come on. Recently Changed Pages. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. Thats a really big problem! PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Shrek rips off both drumsticks off the turkey and bites them. Le film remporte un . A carriage is traveling on a road through the forest. Look whos telling who to lighten up! Oh, God. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. Thats what I like to hear. Donkey grabs the bottle with his mouth and jugs some of it down. PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. Especially us talking ones. Buy em drinks! Im going to go out and find him. Because i got to know him. SHREK: I know! Look at him in his wee little boots. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. Mongo kicks the gumdrop back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. Ah. Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. HAROLD: (clears his throat) Um, excuse me? Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . For five minutes. The tavern is a seedy gathering of misfits. Dont you remember when we were young? Hey, thats my girl! SHREK: Oh, great. Fear me, if you dare! Youre still going to be king. Look at him! Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. They can hear the Godmother behind it as well as the source of the flashes. I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. SHREK: "Happiness." He has been listening the whole time. Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. He sniffs it and shows the camera. That potion worked on you too, huh? HAROLD: Fine! FIONA'S BEDROOM. What do you think I am, some kind of a. There you are. Weve got a big order to fill! SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. He leans down to pick her up. Dance!" Shrek and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. Shrek! The bouquet was delicious. Puss walks up with two women by his side. Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Shrek hears a muffled voice. / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? Donkey: How . It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . Maximum strength. GODMOTHER: Hello, Far, Far Away! HAROLD: No, no, hes right. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. He reluctantly pours the contents of the Love Potion into one of the cups. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. Head em up! Here comes the new me! Contents 1 Join Us after the Program 2 Transcript 2.1 Sora, Donald and Goofy go back to Shrek's house with some friends 2.2 Shrek and Donald want to stay 2.3 Are we there yet? DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. Fairy Godmother hovers her way across the red carpet. The pig grabs onto Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. 1 reference. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. I dont think so. How about "Happily Ever After"? But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. Puss and Donkey, yall. Thats mine. I think I feel something coming on. Stop them! And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. SHREK: Well, um Its easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from. (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! Is it on? A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! O-otherwise Im up all night. There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. Next to him, the Headless Horseman downs a drink and burps. ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! A light shines down on a same storybook from the first movie. Somehow I dont think Ill be welcome at the country club. Shrek takes another look out the window and sees Fiona, Charming, Lillian, and Harold head inside from the balcony. Come here. A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. This time she doesn't resist. On the island is a massive, stone prison with a giant tower. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. Aw, lets keep him! Donkey stands in the doorway. I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? SHREK: There it is, Mongo! LILLIAN: Youre more that man today than you ever were warts and all. What? A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. DONKEY: You know in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. He is lowered back to the ground. SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] Donkey looks up into the sky. They pass a sign that reads "100 miles to Far Far Away". JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. Yeah, Imma keep watch. DONKEY: Oh, no, no. (sighs) But I love Fiona more. Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. INT. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. Quotes taken from "Shrek 2". Donkey walks back the door to stand on guard. Id like to know how it could get any worse! PUSS: Thats the Fairy Godmothers cottage. PUSS: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . Out from the cup comes a magical dust in the shape of heart, which then dissipates. Move em on! We followed the kings instructions exactly. HAROLD: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. GODMOTHER: Ladies and gentlemen. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. A handsome prince. The song ends and the end credits roll. She can help us pack. No! Head em up! A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. Scorching desert! He frantically turns the pages which all read aloud "Mrs. Fiona Charming". by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . Were from the union. The pig lands on the table with a thud. Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. DONKEY: You do now. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. A chair swoops up Fiona and carries her over to a mirror. Another group of fleeing elves are turned into doves. How bout a side of sugar for the steed? And throughout the land, everyone was happy. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Fiona! Alright! I dont know. Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. Whoo! Godmother shuts the door and the carriage flies off. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. Shrek stands nervously. DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! DONKEY: I know, I know! Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. SHREK: Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. Things seem bad because its dark and rainy and Fionas father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. You workin' that hat! Shrek goes to open the door but hears Fiona crying. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. SHREK: (furious) Ohh, Ill kill that cat! SHREK: Oh!.. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . Right. Thats the best friends job. Shrek 2 is a transcript. DONKEY: Shrek, dont worry. Im just so darn bored! Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. Oooh, look at you, you're all umgrown up. HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? And thats why I have to let her go. Ill watch that wicked witch come and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. SHREK: Oh, great. Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over? Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. HAROLD: I was hoping youd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier. FIONA: No, no, no, Dad! by William Steig. DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. Im either away from my desk or with a client. I do it all the time. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. Find Princess Fiona! Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Youre behaving like a. Hes with us. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. PUSS: Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from Pussin Boots! Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. Puss forcefully steps on Donkey's hoof. SHREK: Oh, yes! Transcript Act I Outhouse [ Inside somewhere dark, the camera closes on a beautiful storybook. Godmother grabs it but Shrek swipes it out of her hands and into the air. No! SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. What did I tell you? CHARMING: (calmly) Oh, about five minutes ago, actually (angrily) after I endured blistering winds! Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. Oh[laughs] No ogres! Harold tries to leap away but Lillian catches him. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. They are watching footage of the event as it cuts to a commercial break. SHREK: Whoawhoawhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. And again. Please! DONKEY: He just went inside looking for you. Off in the distance they see a small cottage. Then he makes a popping sound with his mouth. LILLIAN: You wouldnt have had anything to do with thiswould you, Harold? She starts singing the song "Holding Out for a Hero". German Wikipedia. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. And theres some question as to why that is? FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. Its all right. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. Women can be heard whispering. Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. Donkey: Or Shrek 2: Donkey's Revenge? PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. 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